18 December 2011

Tekken: The Motion Picture

Gosh, this movie is so ridiculous!I can totally understand why it's on Anime News Network's worst rated anime!! It has no plot and more than half of the film was still animation!! I don't even know the characters names!!
The film is only an hour long and I would say that they just wanted to put a load of fights scenes together with a bit of blood and girls. But that would only work if there was any good animation or art. So basically the whole movie is an hour of wasted time!!
Basically, the main guy is the son of some great fighting guy. So his father throws him off a cliff and orders him to climb back up. Once the little 8 year old (some how) manages to climb up the cliff he vows to take revenge against his father.He then ages a lot and comes back as an overly muscular man with bad hair. Instead of fighting his father in a normal context they decide to draw the plot out a bit more by have the man enter his fathers fighting competition. While this goes on there's a number of pointless sub-plots to distract you...  I mean ....er entertain you!

11 December 2011

Lady Death

This movie is easily the worst thing I've reviewed since the invention of pie! I found it through a trailer on one of my animes but it isn't even an anime!!It an american animated film based of an american comic! So may be it just doesn't belong on my blog?
Anyway. Lady death is a film that tried to pull in all the aspects of the comics into an 80 minute film. Because of this the plot has ended up a bit dodgy and rushed. Apparently it's set in 15th Centuary Sweden but there isn't really an way of noticing! But it's obviously set in the olden days during a time of war.
Basically they have a really bad Kings who is sending the country into constant wars thus killing most the men of the country. The king has a daughter, Hope, who is madly in love with a young chap named Niccolo, who recently quite med school in hopes of  running away with Hope.

4 December 2011

SHINee - Lucifer

I've never reviewed a CD before... But I thought it was worth a go! If it doesn't go well I'll just never do it again! If you actually read it all please tell me if I should do it again!
My friend, Tamzin, got a SHINee CD for her birthday. For those who don't know, SHINee is an all-boy, five member idol group under the SM ent. label. Which basically means they sing dance and look good. So I insisted she lend it to me.
As with most Kpop CD's it came with a decent size book with lots of good pictures in it. They all had similar effects (light leaks, doodles and ink splodges) but they where all done differently! Some of the photos have been made to look quite grainy, I think this was to go with the almost rustic look of the whole album, but I didn't like it! Most the photos were fine though. My favourites were the group photos as their outfits worked better as a group and the placing was well thought out!
So, now we actually get to talking about the music!